Things to ponder....

• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

• Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

• Why call it a building if it's already been built?

• If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

• If ATM stands for Automatic Teller Machine, why do we call it an ATM machine? And if PIN stands for Personal Identification Number, why do we call it a PIN number